Posts Tagged ‘Charles Dickens’

Ruffus The Dog “Christmas Carol” Update

Monday, November 1st, 2010

Hey there!

I haven’t posted a lot here lately because I’ve been allegedly busy writing the script for the Ruffus The Dog version of “A Christmas Carol”. It was a bitch to finish partly because I’m lazy slob and also because I ignored the advice contained in my own notes and found myself in the trap of trying to remain true to Dicken’s original text.

What was I thinking?

In the original Ruffus episodes we tackled a lot of different kinds of stories, including Dr. Jeykll & Mr. Hyde, Around The World In 80 Days and The Three Musketeers as well as more common fairy tales like The Emperor’s New Clothes, Tom Thumb and The Three Bears. Rarely, if ever, did we ever use any of the original text from those stories. Sometimes we would crib a line or two from a famous movie version – more often we’d stick in some cheesy vaudville gags – but we always managed to find a way to adhere to the spirit of the stories without letting ourselves get distanced from the unique world we had created for Ruffus The Dog.

I watched every film version of “A Christmas Carol” I could find and while I wanted to emulate the Alistair Sim version, entitled “Scrooge”, because it’s my absolute favourite – I knew I couldn’t just go ahead and copy it for both artistic and legal reasons. The words of Charles Dickens in that slender volume of a holiday ghost story are SO tight and nuanced – as opposed to his usually penny-a-word serialized novel ramblings – that it became even more difficult for me to cut the tale down to the bone and still leave enough room for our deliberately stupid puppet gags. At one point I had a draft that was 113 pages – that’s a fucking feature film!

Knowing we can’t do a feature for $8,500 + a pantload of goodwill meant I had to stop wasting valuable time, drag my head out of my sorry arse and get down to business. Hack. Slash. Cut. Revise. Rearrange. Be more inclusive of other faiths. Leave room for the Pig and the Monkey and the Sheep – and find the best places to use JP Houston’s wonderful songs.

Last night – after a day of intense last-minute effort (combined with an interlude for putting zombie makeup on my son) – I finally had a working draft that we can use as the basis for our production.

Look!  Words on paper! Wheeee!

I credit Richard Williams for his half-hour animated version (which also starred Sims as the voice of Scrooge) for leading the way. While I didn’t copy his structure entirely – partly because it was a tad too abbreviated – it certainly showed me what could be safely excised and still leave the heart of the story intact — with room to spare for pigs, sheep and monkeys.

So it is written – so let it be done.

It ain’t Shakespeare. It ain’t Dickens. It’s Ruffus The Dog – and that’s what we wanted.

Now – on with the task of raising the rest of the cash and getting the team organized to meet our proposed shoot dates for the last week of November. Wait a minute – today is November 1st?

fuck

P. S. You can help contribute (if you haven’t already) by visiting our IndieGoGo web pages where we are crowd-sourcing our funding for this episode of Ruffus. Word-of-mouth is as valuable as cash – please tell everyone you know. Thanks!

Ruffus The Dog – A Christmas Carol

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

If you go to www.indiegogo.com/Ruffus-The-Dog you will find a page seeking to raise money for the production of entirely new episode of Ruffus The Dog – our own version of “A Christmas Carol”.

Here’s the pitch video:

We’re seeking a ridiculously low amount for such an ambitious production but we’re also confident in the abilities of our team to pull it off. Where that leads to with other episodes and other things featuring Ruffus – I have no idea. Plenty of dreams – but not a clue as to what will actually happen.

Making the video was – um – interesting. I did everything myself and now find myself looking forward to working with my friends. Playing all the characters was fun but I didn’t like being the Princess – I’ve always been a firm believer that female roles should be played by women.

While I did write a script that laid out the necessary call to arms for funding that we needed, most of the dialogue from the Pig and the Weasel was improvised. As often happens when playing with puppets, sometimes the character just asserts itself and takes over. There is a lot of weasel footage that just couldn’t be used but left me weeping with laughter. It’s usually not good to laugh at your own follies but when it’s distanced through a character at the end of your arm I think it’s allowed.

Just a little technical info on how I put this thing together: it was shot in my home, straight onto my laptop, very much in the manner of the other Ruffus promos I’ve written about before. This time, though, there were 7 characters – and a Delorean – and a disco ball. I had 15 separate video tracks to composite and 10 stereo audio tracks to mix. Everything was done in Final Cut Pro.

My laptop – which is already a beaten up piece of overheated shit – was just barely up the task as it doggedly chugged along, trying to comprehend and provide all the effects I sought.

It didn’t help that my trackpad was fucking up and making its own decisions on where to go and what to click. I very nearly lost a bunch of files because of that and I suspect that’s what caused the loss of a previous shoot of mine. It was only after I finished the edit of this video that I discovered my battery on the MacBook Pro was swollen and bulging out from the bottom of the case and on the inside was putting pressure on the trackpad, causing my poor dedicated little piece of shit to lose its mind like some syphilitic blind beggar wandering through a godforsaken mad house.

But it is done. It is not perfect – but it IS done.

I exhort you to visit the Indie Go-Go site and have a look at our pitch page. There will be regular updates of photos and videos, documenting the progress of the entire enterprise. It will be fun.

Even if you can’t contribute financial support you can certainly help us out by making as much noise about it as you can. Tell your friends. Grab a widget and park it on your own web pages. Tweet about it. Helping to direct people to the site is an equally important expression of support that will help us to get the show made.

And your comments here are also welcome.

Stay tuned.

Cheers.

Eel Pie Island

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

I can’t seem to get away from these fucking eels!

Last week I posted my old remembrance of the grisly and botched slaughtering of an eel in my kitchen to make a pie. The recipe was named Eel Pie Island Pie. Today my oldest dearest friend, Bryan, sent me the link to this bit of video about the source of the eel pie recipe: Eel Pie Island.

Turns out the place has quite a bit of history behind it, including being where Dicken’s wrote Little Dorrit and where the Rolling Stones had their first gig. Go figure.

Bryan has also suggested I record the story and put it online as a podcast. He seems to think I’m a good oral storyteller. I’ve got some writer chums on Twitter who are very involved in doing the same sort of thing so I might just give it a go. What the hell – I could always use a good distraction to keep me from pursuing – something – like writing new stuff.

Cheers.

Teh Saga Of Pinky – Continues

Friday, July 24th, 2009

This is a cool video Cory Doctorow posted over at BoingBoing. It’s just some neat footage of a neutrally bouyant balloon that is placidly hovering in a room.

A pink balloon.

Those of you who have been reading this blog for some time will know where this going.

Last year, over the Christmas holidays, I posted here (and on Twitter) about the plight of a small, homeless pink balloon named – appropriately enough – Pinky. I can’t replay the old blog post here because when I fucked up my blog it disappeared into the ether of the interwebs along with 2 to 3 years worth of mental gems and turds – but if anyone can find it for me I’d appreciate it. Nor can I lay out the original tweets – entitled Teh Saga Of Pinky – which inspired the blog post in the first place because apparently time to Twitter is like the flat Earth or the simulated reality of the button-eyed freaks in Gaiman‘s Coraline. Twitter Time is only visible within a limited distance after which it simply ceases to be and all sense of history drops over the edge into a timeless abyss and is lost forever.

But I digress.

Here’s what I can recount:

We had a small pink balloon show up on our doorstep in the midst of winter. It lingered there but we (myself and my immediate family) being heartless cretins, left it there – just to see what would happen.

Teh Saga Of Pinky - Coda

It was a loyal balloon that stayed true to its desire to find a home with us until finally I could take it no longer and posted a series of tweets that ended with this picture and asked the question:

“Should we bring Pinky inside & offer protection from the elements – or should we let nature take its course?”

Note: For the record – TwitPic has all my photo posts still archived. Perhaps I should stick pictures with all my tweets from now on.

The response to my Twitter question was an undeniable “Yes! Rescue Pinky!” – and so I did.

Pinky Teh Rescue

In my original post I also tucked in a bit of blather about how human beings like to anthropomorphize things, imbue them with character and feelings, and all too often bestow our care and affection upon objects more than we do on other human beings in our midst. We are all some really fucked up monkeys.

While my original Twitter posts and blog entry have vanished forever I did manage to dig out of my email files this late night drunken missive I wrote to myself on the couch with my iPhone as a nudge to make the blog post the next day about Pinky:

For what is a balloon? Any balloon? It is but a container – a vessel of a moment in time – the encapsulization of the breath of life. And here we have this feeble artifact, this minor player in the grand theatre and parade of life – a lowly, singular, lonesome sagged pink balloon – a vessel of the breath of life constrained, held back, diminished, neglected, buried – and yet persevering against all odds, unrelenting in it’s obdurant determination to not just survive but to also be noticed, to be made note of, to be recognized, named and accepted. Each one of us may only play upon these doorsteps for the most brief of times and yet we are most definitely here and not to be neglected nor discounted nor, worse still, ignored – we are here – as in Horton Hears A Who – we are here, we are here, we are here!

One balloon serves as a rather frail and tepid metaphor for all the many things each of us may ascribe to the story. But it serves well enough -that lone sad semi-deflated rubber sack of air is all of us; it is what we are, how we are perceived and what we yearn to be.

One little balloon – on a doorstep – in a snowstorm.

What a wonderous world this would be when we are finally capable of setting aside the metaphors and allegories and heart warming images to clearly see that all of these stories – that all stories – are about us – about you and me – about us all.

Perhaps one day.

Until then we shall have to be content and find solace for our hearts in the tales of the trials and tribulations of a small pink balloon on a snowy doorstep.

Shortly thereafter my friend Jill Gollick also had an encounter with a pink balloon. She had been away for the holiday season but, via Twitter, got my posts about Teh Saga Of Pinky.

When she got home this was waiting at her doorstep:

Share photos on twitter with Twitpic

I didn’t put it there.

Honest.

While Jill’s tale of Pinky The Second ended in horrible tragedy, our Pinky lived happily ever after.

God Bless Us, Everyone!

But this whole errant pink balloon thing is starting to get on my nerves.

First me.

Then Jill.

And now this hovering version of the same.

Where are these balloons coming from? What do they want? Where is all this leading?

Perhaps time will tell.

But not Twitter time, of course – that’s too short.

Should you or anyone you know have any pink balloon stories to share with us please be sure to let me know.

In the meantime, here’s some balloons who don’t need rescuing.

Cheers.