Posts Tagged ‘blog’

Konk’s Blog – That’s Big Fat Lie #1

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

Kit Pasold has posted another episode of Konk’s Blog – this one is called “That’s Big Fat Lie #1″ – and it features the same fat, old dude as the semi-retired monster slayer, Professor Emil Konk.

Cheers.

Konk’s Blog

Friday, March 19th, 2010

The first episode of Konk’s Blog has been posted by Kit Pasold and it features some hairy fat old guy as a semi-retired monster slayer, named Professor Emil Konk, who answers viewers questions about how to evade or destroy classic supernatural creatures.

Kit and I share a passion for monster films. I used to own almost every issue of Forrest J. Ackerman’s Famous Monsters Of Filmland back before I got a life. It saved me in my youth. More on that later – maybe.

I had a lot of fun doing these for Kit – more are on the way – and we look forward to expanding the daft world of Konk’s Blog. Visit the official site and ask some monster questions – Konk will answer all for you.

Cheers.

Teh Saga Of Pinky – Continues

Friday, July 24th, 2009

This is a cool video Cory Doctorow posted over at BoingBoing. It’s just some neat footage of a neutrally bouyant balloon that is placidly hovering in a room.

A pink balloon.

Those of you who have been reading this blog for some time will know where this going.

Last year, over the Christmas holidays, I posted here (and on Twitter) about the plight of a small, homeless pink balloon named – appropriately enough – Pinky. I can’t replay the old blog post here because when I fucked up my blog it disappeared into the ether of the interwebs along with 2 to 3 years worth of mental gems and turds – but if anyone can find it for me I’d appreciate it. Nor can I lay out the original tweets – entitled Teh Saga Of Pinky – which inspired the blog post in the first place because apparently time to Twitter is like the flat Earth or the simulated reality of the button-eyed freaks in Gaiman‘s Coraline. Twitter Time is only visible within a limited distance after which it simply ceases to be and all sense of history drops over the edge into a timeless abyss and is lost forever.

But I digress.

Here’s what I can recount:

We had a small pink balloon show up on our doorstep in the midst of winter. It lingered there but we (myself and my immediate family) being heartless cretins, left it there – just to see what would happen.

Teh Saga Of Pinky - Coda

It was a loyal balloon that stayed true to its desire to find a home with us until finally I could take it no longer and posted a series of tweets that ended with this picture and asked the question:

“Should we bring Pinky inside & offer protection from the elements – or should we let nature take its course?”

Note: For the record – TwitPic has all my photo posts still archived. Perhaps I should stick pictures with all my tweets from now on.

The response to my Twitter question was an undeniable “Yes! Rescue Pinky!” – and so I did.

Pinky Teh Rescue

In my original post I also tucked in a bit of blather about how human beings like to anthropomorphize things, imbue them with character and feelings, and all too often bestow our care and affection upon objects more than we do on other human beings in our midst. We are all some really fucked up monkeys.

While my original Twitter posts and blog entry have vanished forever I did manage to dig out of my email files this late night drunken missive I wrote to myself on the couch with my iPhone as a nudge to make the blog post the next day about Pinky:

For what is a balloon? Any balloon? It is but a container – a vessel of a moment in time – the encapsulization of the breath of life. And here we have this feeble artifact, this minor player in the grand theatre and parade of life – a lowly, singular, lonesome sagged pink balloon – a vessel of the breath of life constrained, held back, diminished, neglected, buried – and yet persevering against all odds, unrelenting in it’s obdurant determination to not just survive but to also be noticed, to be made note of, to be recognized, named and accepted. Each one of us may only play upon these doorsteps for the most brief of times and yet we are most definitely here and not to be neglected nor discounted nor, worse still, ignored – we are here – as in Horton Hears A Who – we are here, we are here, we are here!

One balloon serves as a rather frail and tepid metaphor for all the many things each of us may ascribe to the story. But it serves well enough -that lone sad semi-deflated rubber sack of air is all of us; it is what we are, how we are perceived and what we yearn to be.

One little balloon – on a doorstep – in a snowstorm.

What a wonderous world this would be when we are finally capable of setting aside the metaphors and allegories and heart warming images to clearly see that all of these stories – that all stories – are about us – about you and me – about us all.

Perhaps one day.

Until then we shall have to be content and find solace for our hearts in the tales of the trials and tribulations of a small pink balloon on a snowy doorstep.

Shortly thereafter my friend Jill Gollick also had an encounter with a pink balloon. She had been away for the holiday season but, via Twitter, got my posts about Teh Saga Of Pinky.

When she got home this was waiting at her doorstep:

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I didn’t put it there.

Honest.

While Jill’s tale of Pinky The Second ended in horrible tragedy, our Pinky lived happily ever after.

God Bless Us, Everyone!

But this whole errant pink balloon thing is starting to get on my nerves.

First me.

Then Jill.

And now this hovering version of the same.

Where are these balloons coming from? What do they want? Where is all this leading?

Perhaps time will tell.

But not Twitter time, of course – that’s too short.

Should you or anyone you know have any pink balloon stories to share with us please be sure to let me know.

In the meantime, here’s some balloons who don’t need rescuing.

Cheers.

In Teh Toobs – New Episode

Friday, June 12th, 2009

I just posted a new episode of In Teh Toobs. In this latest report from Commander Riley, he takes us on a tour of his ship, the STFU-1138, and shows us where he lives and works.

It took me quite a while between episodes which was frustrating because I’ve been wanting to put them out at the rate of one per week. The trouble with that plan is the way I’ve been attacking the work. Rather than organizing myself as I would for a regular television or film production I’ve been treating this as more of an art project – which is just another way of saying I’m a lazy ass procrastinator.

As the show develops I’ve been discovering other themes that I want to explore with it and what was once supposed to be a simple talking-head vlog with a dog puppet has evolved into something a little more – ambitious.

Hopefully, as I continue to iron out the various technical and masturbatory artistic wrinkles associated with my supremely fat headed vision for In Teh Toobs the process of making the shows will become more of a routine – a fun routine – allowing me to post new episodes each week. The effort that went into this show was not in the shooting or the editing or the creation of the CG elements – the bulk of the time was taken up with thinking.

So I guess the lesson is: Don’t think about it, Mills. Just fucking do it.

I do plan on doing a video post here showing off how I make In Teh Toobs but I figured actually making the show was more of a priority at this stage.

Cheers.

P. S. I always appreciate your comments here but please be sure to visit the actual show site and leave a comment for Riley there. Your participation will make the show come alive. And be sure to tell your friends. Thanks.

P. P. S. And a special thanks to Ze Frank for giving me permission to include his mug design amongst the trappings of Riley’s ship.

In Teh Toobs – Coverage Part Deux

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Woosh!  Pew!  Pew!My dear friend Mark Achtenberg has posted on his Achtenblog about In Teh Toobs.

I want to thank you, Mark for your kind words about the show, my work and myself. And, yes, I will admit I used to work out of my home office in my bathrobe – and I used to direct in the studio wearing my slippers. I am built for comfort not for speed.

Speaking of which, I am woefully late in getting the next episode of In Teh Toobs online but that’s because — oh wait, I said no more excuses, didn’t I?

Okay – no excuses. You’ll just have to wait until the end of this week to see what I’ve been up to.

Cheers.

The New Thing

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

At the risk of being mysterious or a bit of a tease I thought I’d give you a brief glimpse into what this new thing is I’ve been working on. This is me standing on the set of teh new thing.

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And that’s just one of the sets. It’s going to take a couple of more weeks to get it all sorted out before I actually start posting anything. I’m pretty excited about it all and hope it’s well received. As we get closer to unveiling the full deal I’ll be posting photos and videos of the behind-the-scenes process.

In the meantime, you’ll just have to be satisfied with my usual curmudgeonly blog posts, my relentless and inane Twitter blurbs and the occasional 12second.tv video blurbs.

Welcome to March, 2009.

Cheers.

TED Talk – Evan Williams on Twitter

Friday, February 27th, 2009

Evan Williams, co-founder of Twitter speaks at TED about how the users of Twitter are finding unexpected ways of using their ability to tweet which, in turn, is driving the explosive growth of what many are discovering to be a highly addictive, dynamic and (I suspect) life changing way of communicating with our fellow human beings.



Neat stuff.

After a full day of disheartening and frustrating effort, I’m not holding out much hope now for being able to reconstruct the old pages of this blog. That’s a shame but I can’t dwell on trying to rebuild it – there’s new stuff I have to concentrate on completing. If anyone wants to search for specific posts feel free to visit archive.org and use their Wayback Machine and see what you can find.

Cheers.

Probing For Old Posts

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Slowly but surely I’m worming my way into the archives on the net and finding more of my old blog posts.

I may even have an older database file I can use to resurrect most of what was lost.

I’m very appreciative of the comments and other messages I’ve been getting from folks expressing their dismay at the loss of what used to be here and their suggestions for how to remedy the situation.

I think what I’ll do is create a separate archive area for the blog that used to be which can be visited from here. It’s a drag because it’ll fuck with my traffic stats but it’s not like I was racking up huge numbers to begin with. I average about 45,000 page hits a month – it rides in a steady sine wave between 30K and 60K – which is respectable but certainly not the basis for any sort of advertising based financial security.

For now, the other web site gets my full attention and when it’s ready to launch I’ll be sure to holler here and elsewhere. In the meantime, check out this cool ABC Nightline coverage about Twitter.

Cheers.

P. S. Thanks to Fred for sending me that photo. You can find more like that over at Digdads.

UPDATE: Just checked my web stats – cuz that’ what I always do when there are obviously more important things attempting to command my attention – and my web traffic literally doubled after I completely screwed everything. I should fuck up more often!

I Fucked My Blog

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Welcome to what used to be the millsworks blog.

I had a little “accident” whilst upgrading my WordPress blogging software and as a result the database file that held all my shit together has been rent asunder – thus resulting in the diaspora of my aforementioned shit.

Monkey Washes Cat

The first thing you always have to do after an unexpected shit diaspora is to wash the cat.

I will do my level best to repair the site as much as I can but there will, no doubt, be significant losses of content.  I’m more sad than pissed off about that. 2 years of fairly interesting shit – flushed.

The overall look of the site was due for reconstruction anyway but I’m a big fan of archiving material and never a big fan of pounding my skull against concrete walls in frustration.

We’ll see what can be done.

Thanks for your patience.

cheers

P. S. Tuesday, February 24th, 4:38 pm: Uh – nope – still fucked.

P. P. S. But some great advice from a lot of people. I have high hopes of a solution using a combination of services like archive.org and their amazing WayBack Machine. Tally ho, Sherman!

But it’s all gonna look very different from what it used to be – which is a good thing.