I have a small blue plastic one of these that’s fun to piss off friends and neighbour’s pets with. But this massive air cannon takes the cake - and blows out the candles:

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How cool is that?
I waaaaaaaaant one.
You can find more Candle Cannon videos here. I like the one where the Piggy gets […]

This is a real excuse - as opposed to a fake one - for my not having the first of the online puppetry workshop videos posted by now. There’s lots of other excuses but none as good as this one:

I posted this as well on the […]

The headline is in reference to a joke passed on to me by Fred by way of Bob and may they both rot in hell for it … although I must admit I laughed out loud and spilled coffee down my front, so thanks guys for that.
I took the above picture this morning and colour […]

Just a short silly video I made with Henry today.

And it’s also posted on my Facebook pages (I know, I know, don’t get me started on all that crap) and on MetaCafe. Go there now and watch it again and vote for it like it’s the […]

Or as Homer would say: “Ooooo-oooo-oooo-oohhh!”
Gizmodo reports on this marvel of modern technology.
Forget the Dick Tracy wrist-radio phones, the Buck Rogers decoder ring, or even the levitating skateboards from Back To The Future II.
Fuck that shit.
This is the future.
And the future looks good to me.
Cheers.

Last post for the day and it’s a collection of weird shit that I just fell over, or it made me fall over, and most of it was found on BoingBoing.
Christians United For Israel Tour - these people scare me.
Mickey Mouse Food - Disney genetically modifies food to look like Mickey.
Civil Drug War - U.S. […]

I might post somethings tomorrow … if I get pissed off enough … but I expect to be spending the better part of the day preparing for a family camping trip.
Mills?
Camping?
No way!
Yeppur. We’re off to the wilds of somewhere (my wife Karen does the driving and I just tag along and try not to […]

This is what I really want for my birthday.
I don’t go to concerts or soccer matches so it’s unlikely I’ll be frisked for something as wonderfully practical as this.
I was going through security on a flight to Kugluktuk last year and I had a small flask with me which contained a rather fine single malt […]

Hey there, Hi there, Ho there, Buckaroos and Buckarettes, it’s Friday and that means it’s Round-Up Day!

What the hell is this doofus talking about?
No, no; over here. Me. Not the monkey with the phone.
What am I doing? I’m just linking back to some of my earlier posts to save you the hassle […]

Yes, I’m procrastinating but I am also managing to get things done too. Honest. No really. Seriously.
In the meantime, here’s a funny beer ad that Fred sent to me: