Archive for April, 2010

Konk’s Blog – Bugs & The Beast

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Kit Pasold is at it again. He’s posted another installment of Konk’s Blog featuring some fat old bastard and this time guest starring Bugs Bunny!

I kinda wish that codger had some old home movies of his past exploits slaying monsters. Maybe they’ll turn up in someone’s attic someday.

Cheers.

We Are Here: The Pale Blue Dot

Monday, April 12th, 2010

I’ve posted an earlier version of this before but it always seems to make the rounds and resurface again and again – and with good reason. It’s Carl Sagan’s ode to the planet Earth – this time jazzed up with a bit of music and a montage of clips from iconic films. The images never fail to touch us in our hearts but it’s Sagan’s words that provide the greater force, reminding us how insignificant and at the same time how significant we all are.

The spacecraft was a long way from home.

I thought it would be a good idea, just after Saturn, to have them take one last glance homeward. From Saturn, the Earth would appear too small for Voyager to make out any detail. Our planet would be just a point of light, a lonely pixel hardly distinguishable from the other points of light Voyager would see: nearby planets, far off suns. But precisely because of the obscurity of our world thus revealed, such a picture might be worth having.

It had been well understood by the scientists and philosophers of classical antiquity that the Earth was a mere point in a vast, encompassing cosmos—but no one had ever seen it as such. Here was our first chance, and perhaps also our last for decades to come.

So, here they are: a mosaic of squares laid down on top of the planets in a background smattering of more distant stars. Because of the reflection of sunlight off the spacecraft, the Earth seems to be sitting in a beam of light, as if there were some special significance to this small world; but it’s just an accident of geometry and optics. There is no sign of humans in this picture: not our reworking of the Earth’s surface; not our machines; not ourselves. From this vantage point, our obsession with nationalisms is nowhere in evidence. We are too small. On the scale of worlds, humans are inconsequential: a thin film of life on an obscure and solitary lump of rock and metal.

Consider again that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you’ve ever heard of, every human being who ever was lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings; thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines; every hunter and forager; every hero and coward; every creator and destroyer of civilizations; every king and peasant, every young couple in love; every mother and father; hopeful child; inventor and explorer; every teacher of morals; every corrupt politician; every supreme leader; every superstar; every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena.

Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner. How frequent their misunderstandings; how eager they are to kill one another; how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light.

Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity—in all this vastness—there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. Like it or not, for the moment, the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. It underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the only home we’ve ever known.

The pale blue dot.

Cheers.

P.S. I found this over at Gizmodo where they also included these credits:

This is an excerpt from Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space. It talks about the photo of the same name, Pale Blue Dot, taken by Voyager I on February 14, 1990.

The short film was produced by David Fu. Thanks to our friend Alex Pasternack—from Motherboard—for pointing us to this amazing video.

Thanks, Giz!

P.P.S. The Vimeo video was removed from their site so I replaced it with one on YouTube. We’ll see how long that lasts.

Insane Clown Posse – Miracles

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

Maybe I’m just really fucked in the head today but I think this Insane Clown Posse video is right up there with the Symphony Of Science.

Yo.

P.S. If you enjoyed that you might like this.

A Word About TekSavvy – My ISP

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

You can file this under the blatant and shameless plug department but I just wanted to take a moment to mention TekSavvy, my ISP whom I went to after getting completely fed up with the bullshit of Rogers.

They have never let me down and have always provided the best service I could ever hope for. Their support staff are always helpful and extraordinarily patient. Their rates are low, their bandwidth is high and they continue to be strong proponents of Net Neutrality and competitive broadband access.

Bell, courtesy of the assholes in Ottawa CRTC, is allowed to throttle some of the traffic of companies like TekSavvy who resell the bandwidth they purchase wholesale from the telcos.

Despite this TekSavvy continues to provide me with exemplary speeds.

The CRTC rulings go beyond mere throttling and may endanger the very existence of independent competition to the big telcos. This is an onerous situation and will, hopefully, get resolved either through legal action, or a response from parliament to reverse the CRTC decision or perhaps at some distant time from now when the CRTC finally manages to get its pointy little head out of its fat pimply ass.

The decisions being handed down by the CRTC serve to maintain a dysfunctional monopoly and clearly illustrate the principle recently cited by Clay Shirky: “Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.”

In continuing to push back at the status quo of shitty overpriced monopolies like Bell, Telus and Rogers, independent ISPs like TekSavvy are doing the job of the CRTC – actually working for the rights of Canadian citizens.

This all sounds like a public handjob, I know, but I am very thankful to have TekSavvy as my ISP and just decided they needed to be acknowledged. If you are looking for an alternative to your current internet servce provider check out TekSavvy.

Cheers.

Full Disclosure: I did not get paid to make this endorsement but I do owe them money.

P.S. Here’s some posts from Michael Geist (along with some great comments) that cover this same territory:

Canadian ISPs Fall Short In Meeting Net Neutrality Requirements

CRTC Traffic Management Rules Apply To Wireless Too

Liberals Call for Better Internet and Wireless Competition, Net Neutrality

• And this from Elliot Noss at Tucows

Copyright Consultation Numbers

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Michael Geist has posted the final tally of numbers based on the responses to the infamous Bill C-61, which was intended as copyright reform but which was so obviously an attempt to cram US-style DMCA laws on Canada.

The copyright consultation concluded last fall and it seems worth reminding Canadian Heritage Minister James Moore and Industry Minister Tony Clement what Canadians had to say when they asked for their opinion on copyright reform. It has taken some time to calculate the final numbers as the government conducted a review to ensure that all were properly posted. There were ultimately more than 8,300 submissions – more than any government consultation in recent memory – with the overwhelming majority rejecting Bill C-61 (6138 submissions against, 54 in support), while thousands called for flexible fair dealing and a link between copyright infringement and anti-circumvention rules.

Go read the full post to see how the numbers break down across the full range of concerns raised from the massive number of submissions.

As the UK goes full bat shit crazy with it’s incredibly undemocratic Digital Economy Bill it’s good to see we in Canada have at least a veneer of public input into a process that has been, and continues to be, corrupted by the media industries. As for anyone in the government paying attention to this input I don’t trust those fuckers to ever do the right thing and they should continue to be watched closely and lead by a firm grip on their nuts to ensure they do pay attention to what the citizens of Canada want in any copyright law.

Cheers.

B-Roll: One Creative Thing A Day

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Found this over on the Makezine blog. It’s from an artist named Charlie Visnic and his site called The B-Roll: One Creative Thing A Day.

Recent projects have include Thomas Allen-inspired sci-fi pop-up book cover art, a praxinoscope made from old cigarette packs, a sculpture of a half octopus/half orca, cold cathode light painting, analog modular synth patches, interview profiles with interesting people I meet, and a random assortment of other mixed media art projects.

This one is called a “3D Zoetrope” – and while it’s not really 3D it is fucking cool.

Pretty neat, huh? In this age of the hidden magic of digital tech it’s refreshing to see analog works that thrive as much on their process as they do on their content.

I’ve always been in love with flipbooks, zoetropes, praxinoscopes and any other simple gadgetry that creates the illusion of movement and life ever since I first started drawing little airplanes in the corners of my math text book, making them swoop down and bomb the crap out of the page numbers. I like how Visnic employed the music from the record player as part of the apparatus – brilliant stuff. Someday I’ll cobble together my own old ideas for a gallery show of kinetic sculptures, photos and sketches that merges everyday mechanical objects with pathetically dumb visual gags – someday.

But right now I go draw some airplanes on a pad of post-it notes.

Cheers.

The Rhyme Of History

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

This is all about AT&T’s forgotten plot to hijack the U.S. airwaves – back in 1922.

Old time radio

In a brilliant post on Ars Technica by Matthew Lasar a faded remnant from almost 90 years past is revealed to remind us how little changes as we march toward our collective futures.

In 1920, nobody knew how to make money from this new technology. In fact, one magazine held a contest for the best essay on how to”monetize” radio, as we would say in contemporary jargon. It might amuse Ars readers to learn that pretty much everybody agreed that commercials represented the worst possible option. “The quickest way to kill broadcasting would be to use it for direct advertising,” warned then Secretary of Commerce Herbert Hoover. “If a speech by the President is to be used as the meat in a sandwich of two patent medicine advertisements there will be no radio left.” RCA Vice President David Sarnoff agreed. Soon he would propose a “super power” system in which a few high powered transmitters would broadcast radio fare to the whole country, the content subsidized by the sales on radio receivers.

But AT&T had another idea—a network of almost 40 radio stations strung together via the telco’s long distance lines. They would broadcast to local areas wirelessly and share content via AT&T’s long routes.

The obvious resonance with the lobbying, shenanigans, patent wars and foot-dragging by the current rogue’s gallery of telcos, cable companies and industry associations is more than merely amusing; it shines a light on the consistent behaviour of large powerful monopolies who are, and will always be, more interested in maintaining their positions of control and profit than any publicly supported effort to craft a world that betters everyones lives. As Lasar points out in his article, we cannot easily judge how any of our possible alternate futures could have evolved were things handled differently:

What are we to make of this short-lived technological gambit? It would be easy to celebrate AT&T’s demise in this area, and counterfactual history is always a tricky game. But it seems to us that an opportunity was lost here. The Bell System’s withdrawal from broadcasting left both radio and television in the hands of one technological institution, the licensed broadcast station. The owners of these entities quickly morphed into a powerful political lobby, constantly standing in the way of competing platforms, such as cable television, satellite radio, Low Power FM, and white space broadband.

- but we can readily presume, regardless of who emerged as the victor of any such scenario, the subsequently entrenched powers exercising their political and monetary clout will rarely, if ever, have the best interests of the world at heart. Quite the contrary, as is being amply demonstrated in our current day and age of disruptive technologies, they will grasp and cling at every possible vantage to themselves even as it destroys everything and everyone around them – including themselves.

As Kevin Kelly points out in his recent post on his Technium blog, Clay Shirky nailed it when he said: “Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.” Kelly then directs us to a very good blog read from Shirky that fits with all of this: The Collapse Of Complex Business Models. As with all things Shirky, it’s concise and pithy and essential. He looks to find the way up through the falling debris of collapse which threatens to crush us and it’s a good perspective to have – but I think we also need to address how we as human beings, both individually and as institutions, continue to behave in grotesquely avaricious and irrationally self-destructive ways.

Mark Twain liked to say: “History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.”

I think it’s time we changed the tune, danced a new dance, and kicked those old fuckers off the floor.

Rock on.

UPDATE: I just stumbled upon Susan Crawford’s blog post today comparing the current cable companies monopolies with J. P. Morgan’s control over the U.S. railways in the late 1800′s. Terrific stuff and totally resonant with all my incoherent babbling.

UPDATE PART DEUX: Seem to have stumbled across a minor geeky meme with all this stuff. PC Mag has a post today on the FCC battle against the telcos to regulate broadband – with quotes from Ms. Crawford – and it’s all in context with the same stuff I’ve been yammering on about. Cool.

Adora Svitak – TED Talk – What Adults Can Learn From Kids

Monday, April 5th, 2010

12 year old Adora Svitak has been described as a child prodigy and with good reason. She’s frickin’ brilliant.

Her best line from the talk:

The traits the word childish addresses are seen so often in adults that we should abolish this age discriminatory word when it comes to criticizing behavior associated with irresponsibility and irrational thinking.

Svitak possesses something that not many people of her intelligence, let alone age, ever manage to grasp within their lifetimes: wisdom.

Having worked in the world of children’s television I have more than had my fill of clever, wisecracking kids. It’s a bogus fallacy that feeds Roald Dahl’s addage that to reach a young audience one must first conspire with them against the adults. Fair enough but some jerkweed midget version of Pauly Shore is not what the world needs more of.

We need more Adora’s.

Her insights into the need for children and adults to communicate more effectively and for adults to listen and take heed of what children see and know is vitally important to everyone’s future. Listen to this kid. And then go listen to your own.

Cheers.

Konk’s Blog – Favourite Stupid Idea

Monday, April 5th, 2010

It’s humbling to note that Kit Pasold is posting these Konk’s Blog videos faster than I am posting my own crap here on these pages. Shame on me. This latest oeuvre from Konk is entitled: Favourite Stupid Idea and it features that same old fat bastard.

Cheers.