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Canadian Copyright Questions In Parliament - Industry Minister Answers Out Of His Ass

Cory Doctorow posted this over at BoingBoing - it’s a video of MP Charlie Angus (NDP) questioning Industry Minister Jim Chickenshit Prentice over the proposed copyright bill and the lame, uninformed and evasive answers Prentice fumbles out of his mouth. It might just be the camera angle but it sure as shit looked like Harper had his hand up Prentice’s ass waggling him like the pathetic puppet he is. Doctorow’s right - this guy’s a weasel.

From Doctorow’s post:

Canadian Industry Minister Jim Prentice keeps on hammering away at his plan to bring US-style copyright legislation based on the disastrous Digital Millennium Copyright Act to Canada, without any consultation with the public or industry. Thankfully, we have Members of Parliament like the NDP’s Charlie Angus, who stood up in Question Period and put it to Prentice: when are you going to give us public consultations on your plants to rewrite Canada’s copyright laws?

Keep up the good work Charlie.

Cheers.

P.S. Behind Angus, to the left of screen, is my M.P., Peggy Nash - she’s cool.

Some Geist and Crawford Links

Susan Crawford wrote a great post today with respect to Bell Canada’s position that they own the internet and thus get to scour every red cent out of it - even if it means fucking everybody else - drawing very accurate comparisons between Bell Canada’s position today with that of AT&T back in the days before the break-up of the U.S. Bell monopoly:

When MCI cames to AT&T asking for interconnection agreements in major cities so that it can sell private line services, AT&T delays, avoids, and then directly challenges MCI. Coll says deButts “call[ed] for nothing less than a public anointment of Ma Bell’s right to exercise its monopoly in the national interest” in this speech:

The time has come, then, for a moratorium on further experiments in economics, a moratorium sufficient to permit a systematic evaluation not merely of whether competition might be feasible in this or that sector of telecommunications but of the more basic question of the long-term impact on the public.

The news today is from Canada, where Bell Canada has called for a moratorium on the efforts of independent ISPs to compete across its lines.

Even though the CRTC has decided against providing the CAIP with injunctive relief against Bell’s unilateral decision to fuck up DSL wholesalers, there is still good news, as reported in Michael Geist’s blog:

The CRTC this morning issued its promised plan for addressing the substantive issues raised by the CAIP complaint over Bell’s throttling practices. The plan has an aggressive timeline with all submissions in by June 26th and a decision promised within 90 days. Bell and CAIP have been asked to respond to a series of questions, with the CRTC giving Bell two weeks to provide much more detail on its network congestion claims and its network management practices. Interested parties - ie. the public and other businesses - will have the chance to file comments by June 12, 2008. Combined with the new media discussion document slated to be released later today, CRTC Chair Konrad von Finckenstein wasn’t kidding when he told an industry conference in a speech earlier this month that the throttling issue “will have wide-ranging consequences and will lead to a much wider debate. This will undoubtedly occupy much of our time this year.”

It will indeed be a busy summer and not just for the CRTC - Geist also reports on how the Industry Minister Jim Chickenshit Prentice is likely to reintroduce the U.S. sanctioned Harper government’s copyright bill:

My guess is that bill will still mirror the DMCA on the key anti-circumvention provisions but provide Canadians with a few teasers in the hope that they ignore the disasterous pro-DRM provisions. Prentice will magically declare a consensus achieved, though business groups, artists, educators, consumer groups, and thousands of Canadians will be left to wonder why their concerns were ultimately trumped by U.S. pressure and ignored by a Minister who has professed to put consumers first.

In that same post Geist also pointed out the outrageous demand of the Entertainment Software Association to force ISPs to snoop on their customers. Like it’s not bad enough that companies like Phorm and Charter are doing this already to eavesdrop on your online behaviours and sell the data to advertisers who will then take over your browser and insert their own targetted ads in place of the ads on sites you’d rather be supporting. As Lauren Weinstein points out, Rogers has been fucking around with this already - taking over your browser to insert their own targetted messages. I was inundated with a slew of them, informing me that I was about to exceed the amount of bandwidth they deemed necessary for me. Cocksuckers. I’m taking my business to TekSavvy.

But it’s not just the telcos and cable companies that want to control what you can hear, read and see along with how you choose to get your information. Michael Geist points out that the canadian Association of Broadcasters made a submission to the CRTC claiming the use of VCR’s and PVR’s to record shows for later viewing is copyright infringement.
Somebody get these people - and their over-caffeinated lawyers - together in a room and tie their tiny little dicks together. Jesus H. Tap Dancin’ Christ!

There’s just too much to rant and rave about and it’s too good a day outside and I have too much work too do and I’m already sick of my own whining on these pages so I’ll just shut up now. Go out and tell everyone about Net Neutrality and Deep Packet Inspection - get mad and then get active.

And if you can’t do that - then have a beer for me.

Cheers.

Bill O’Reilly Meltdown Dance Mix

Found this over on BoingBoing.

I would never recommend this sort of behaviour for my friends and colleagues in the news media - unless they want to partake in the on-air equivalent of a lease breaking party.

These pathetic antics, at best, merely leave the lingering sort of stain (and attendant aroma) which no one would desire to have follow them - like an unwashable skid mark on the trousers.

Mister O’Reilly, however, wears it well.

This video is apropos of nothing - I just thought I needed to post something a little lighter than my usual fare of: “Oh God, oh God, we’re all going to die?”

Name the movie from whence came the quote and win a prize.

Cheers.

TED Talks - Alisa Miller: Why We Know Less About The World

This just in: our news media outlets are making us stoopid.

Alisa Miller, CEO of Public Radio International, gave a talk at TED where she shows (with lots of nifty graphics) just how most of us in North America (no, alas, Canada is not immune) are being fed far less about what we need and want to know about what is really happening in the world.

With luck we’ll get this all figured out before I shuffle off this mortal coil.

Cheers.

Wired: U.S. Air Force Wants “Total Control” Of Your Computer

This Wired report follows up on a couple of stories I posted earlier - revealing the U.S. Air Force Cyber command (which deems the internet itself as an enemy) is actively working to attain “total domination” - (their words not mine) - over every activity and and every participant on the net.

This means you.

AssholesI was having a really good day until I read that Wired post.

Damn!

It figures - just as the future starts looking rosey, along comes a bunch of yahoo bullet-head assholes to piss all over everything.

Would someone put a boot up their butt - please?

Cheers.

Threedie Ceegie - Name Dropping Redux

I know I posted this earlier but I just now got around to posting it on YouTube and thought I’d stick it back up here again:

Cheers

Web 3.0 - Where We Are Going

The buzz phrase Web 2.0 has become a tired axiom in the attempts of the geek community to redefine itself after the first internet bubble burst. The term bubble itself has become an over-tired expression of unbridled human greed and folly. Most everyone now agrees that Web 2.0 is not much more than a marketing slogan, albeit one which embraces the disruptive forces stemming from the collision of business, media and searching abilities on the web.

So what the fuck is Web 3.0?

Welcome to the next level.

David Bayer has posted a good aggregation of the myriad views of just what Web 3.0 is or could be on his Gimme The Scoop blog. The best part of his post was this nifty little video crafted by Mike Wesch, a Digital Ethnographer, which rapidly scans through the early stages of our ability to use the net to communicate and then posits what I believe to be an inevitable consequence of the path we are following:

We are the web.

We are the machine.

I like that.

It is reminiscent of Kevin Kelly’s talk at TED, where he asked the question: “What Does Technlogy Want?”:


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The future will be better tomorrow.
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Meanwhile, in the United States of America, the troglodytes of power are busy in their caves happily crafting a new set of stone tools.

Cheers.

P.S. I’m sticking this last video in here not because it’s relevant but just because it’s neat.

I had the pleasure of working alongside Michael Moschen in 1985 during the production of Jim Henson’s Labyrinth - he was the guy who so deftly handled the crystal balls for David Bowie.

Moschen gave a talk and performance at TED back in 2002 and they just posted it yesterday. He is more than a juggler - Moschen is a dancer who interacts with physical objects - and his art always leaves me gaping in wonderment.

Enjoy.

Things Are About To Get Busy.

Better get a bucket.
Things are about to get busy for me.

According to my Horoscope - which, I assure you, I never consult:


The time is ripe for you to dissect less
and build more.


I had, of course, already arrived at that conclusion myself and was in no need of any arbiter of the passage of stars to tell me this was so. Regardless, there it is and here I am and what am I to do about it?
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I will do my best not to neglect these pages, however, I shan’t be as vociferous as I usually am in keeping you up to date on all the shenanigans of corporate weasels and governmental fucktards who seek to enlave you and your culture for their blind personal gain. I’ve provided you with enough links and incentive to pursue them for yourselves to remain informed - at least for the time being.
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Perhaps in a little while I’ll re-open the Forum pages of this site so as to give you all a place to rant and shout without my constant presence.
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I will also be somewhat retrograde in my ablity to provide you with the latest flakey and trippy musings on our future as human beings whilst we so rapidly approach this odd and energizing convergence of technology, cultural transformation and expanding consciousness. I know, I know - it all sounds so much like a bad acid trip on a ’60’s ashram - but remember that despite the corruption and war of those times they still had good music, love was free and the acid was only 25¢ a hit.
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Looking back upon the words I have just written I find myself channeling, albeit and admittedly somewhat clumsily, the verbal stylings of one Mr. Stephen Fry. That should come as no surprise to a few of you who know his works have lately been at the forefront of my alleged mind.
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But I digress.
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Things are about to get busy. I’m going to be embarking on several different projects in the hopes that at least one of them actually succeeds in paying my a decent wage - or, in lieu of cash payment, at least free beer. Rest assurred I am not neglecting you. You are, as the song so simply states: “Always on my mind.” Poor dears.
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In the meantime - here’s a neat video for you:



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Thanks for that, Jerry.
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Cheers.
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P.S. I apologize for the profusion of periods - “.” - in the above post. I’m having some difficulty with my formatting and keep getting all the paragraphs bunched up together. Since I’m in a rush today I decided to just say Fuck it. and throw in a bunch of periods which does the trick but looks rather spotty. Not to worry - I’ll figure out.

Michael Geist Round Up

You should just go read Michael Geist’s blog on a regular basis - but in case you don’t: here’s a quick run down on what he’s been posting lately:

    IP Caucus Rolls Out Welcome Mat for the U.S.

    Sources indicate that the Parliamentary IP Caucus, co-chaired by Liberal MP Dan McTeague and Conservative Gord Brown, plan to roll out the welcome mat for the U.S. next Wednesday. The meeting includes a presentation from four representatives from the U.S. Embassy along with a pair of speakers from the Entertainment Software Association. To date, the IP Caucus has never invited representatives from the education or consumer communities to present.

Dan McTeague can act like a such a turd at times, can’t he? Canadian IP policy? Whoops! Better check with the Americans first. Suckass toady weasel shitefarts.

    The Conservative Policy on Treaty Ratification in Action

    As Industry Minister Jim Prentice prepared to introduce copyright legislation earlier this year, the Conservatives unveiled a new policy that committed to a 21 day House of Commons review period of any treaty prior to the introduction of any ratifying legislation. I argued that this would seemingly apply to the WIPO Internet treaties and that the government was committed to conducting a review before tabling copyright legislation.

    The Conservatives have still not tabled the WIPO Internet treaties, yet it has just completed the first treaty review process.

If they don’t table the WIPO Internet treaties it means they are loath eto discuss them publicly - which means they are bad for Canada. Keep watching for this one and be prepared to holler at your member of parliament to ensure the Harper government keeps its promise. They are just the sort of slimey two-faced arse lickers we have to keep an eye on.

And finally, this:

    Canada’s Wireless Crisis

    This week I delivered the opening speech at the annual Spectrum 20/20 conference that focused on the state of Canadian wireless marketplace. As the title of this blog posts suggest, I believe that Canadian wireless is in a state of crisis, with limited competition and high data prices. The talk and slides have been posted to Blip.tv and are embedded below.

Do yourselves a favour - call your cell phone company and ask them for a lower rate. If they refuse or obfuscate, rattle off some of what you’ve learned from Geist’s talk and ask them why Canadian wireless service - more to the point their wireless service - sucks so much and costs so much. Then ask them for a lower rate again. If they still won’t give it to you - ask for their name so you can include it in your letter to the CRTC.

Let me know what happens.

Me? Of course I’ll be getting an iPhone. A hacked iPhone. I am not going to give one red cent to Rogers. Fuck ‘em.

Cheers.

Test Your ISP For Bit Torrent Throttling

Chicken Choke

As reported on TorrentFreak, there is a new and easy on-line test for you to test your ISP to see if it engages in the practice of throttling your Bit Torrent traffic.

The test is provided by The Max Plank Institute For Software Systems.

Major ISPs like ComCast, Bell Canada and Rogers have been lying less than forthcoming about their practices of managing internet traffic.

As these ISPs continue to expand their efforts to control the content flowing through their internet the need for transparency also grows.

Since our elected officials are failing us in managing the gatekeepers of the net itself it’s a good thing to see the development of independent testing and verification systems which can serve this purpose.

Certain ISPs have been shown to rate limit or block BitTorrent traffic sent by their customers. While there are multiple reports of this on the web, only a few ISPs have admitted that they manipulate BitTorrent traffic. And, to date, it is hard for users without networking expertise to gain evidence about the behavior of their ISP.

This test suite creates a BitTorrent-like transfer between your machine and our server, and determines whether or not your ISP is limiting such traffic. This is a first step towards making traffic manipulation by ISPs more transparent to their customers.

The test is easy - it only takes about 7 minutes to run. All you need to do is just click on the >>Start Testing<< button at the bottom of the page.

Since this hit the intertubes the site has been slow due to massive traffic of others trying to run their own tests - so you may need to wait a while before jumping over there and giving it a shot - but do give it a try.

I’d be interested in hearing from anyone who does the test and finding out what results they get for their ISP’s.

Cheers.

UPDATE: If you to these pages on the Max Plank Institute site you can see a world map showing the results so far of their testing. The offending ISPs are marked in red - you’ll notice the bulk of them are in North America. That would be the same part of the world where broadband sucks, terms like high speed internet are lies and the irrational fears of piracy are encouraged as the means to gain further control and ownership of cultural and information content. In short: our asshole ISPs suck balls.

Happy Birthday Spam!

Gizmodo proclaims today is the 30th Birthday of SPAM - not the tasty yummy delicious canned luncheon meat - the commercial electronic shite which clutters our online lives.

Thirty years ago, on this day, you came into the world as a little misguided e-mail sent by an equipment engineer over Arpanet to promote a new line of computers. You were quickly shot down by other Arpanet users who called it an “insult… to have an obvious commercial message sent out over a research network.” Yet, at some point in time, people stopped protesting you loudly enough.

In tribute - what else?

Cheers.

Cause Caller

Crowded Phone BoothI’ve been reading about Cause Caller on various BoingBoing posts but haven’t dug deeper into the story to see what it could do - until today. It’s freakin’ awesome!Talk about the emerging power of social media via the internet.

What is Cause Caller?

It’s a web-based VoIP application combined with a wiki of causes and contacts - allowing users to create their own phone bank to reach out en mass to our elected representatives and give voice to our concerns. How cool is that?

You can learn more about it here and you can see it in action on this video.

Cheers.

Republican Space Rangers

I found this snorkingly funny episode of Republican Space Rangers through a Twitter post from Wil Wheaton.

Think I’m gonna go rip me the head off a chicken now.

Cheers.

Facebook Deletes “Story2Oh!” Character Profiles = CaseCamp Sucks

It’s not big huge Earth shattering news, and certainly came as no surprise to creator Jill Gollick, when Facebook deleted the profiles of her characters from her online social media saga “Story2Oh!” - what was most disappointing was how it all transpired.

Facebook just deleted the profiles for Ali Barrett, Simon Beals, Devon Ross and Jory Goudge. Coincidentally these are all of the characters I mentioned during last night’s CaseCamp presentation. Apparently some of the people who got friended by Ali and Simon were very offended and blew the whistle on the project.

It’s sad because it was fun having them on Facebook and using Facebook for storytelling way back in January was a really effective way to communicate with the audience. But even by early March when we ran the second experiment, Facebook was already too crowded an environment and we did very little storytelling in that venue.

It seems to me that early this year, Facebook took a strong cultural shift. Instead of being an underground play space it turned into a business must-have. People are serious about and on Facebook.

I made a rather large boo-boo in not taking this cultural shift into account. Some of the attendees had gotten friendship requests from Simon and Ali and were upset to learn that imaginary people were rubbing shoulders with them. I did apologize to them, from stage and again in person — rather profusely in fact. But too little too late apparently.

The outpouring of support for Jill and her project has been sweet to see and read. While no one disputes Facebook’s TOS and inherent right to remove the fictional profiles there has been a very visceral reaction against the vocal opponents of fictional narrative within social media who were also attending CaseCamp.

Some samples from the Story2Oh!’s comments:

And if the people who raised an uproar at Casecamp worked for me - I would have fired them for being near-sighted sticks in the mud.

What you’ve created is a tremendous opportunity - and if those F*cks can’t see that then they need to be thinned from the herd.

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Now it comes out that the woman with the biggest bee in her bonnet? A marketer. Are you kidding me? Someone who spends their lives trying to figure out new and interesting ways to get us to want to buy shit we probably don’t need.

and

But what’s really heinous is the idea that people who attended a conference in “new” media were so closed-minded and somehow offended (though I really don’t see how they could be. You would think they would want to learn how it was done) that they decided to “tell on” Jill and her storytelling team instead of simply ending the “friendship.”

Those folks will never think to the future. Those folks will never be able to innovate, adapt or overcome. Those folks hold the rest of us back. They are a sign of the “grim meathook future” (look it up) that awaits us if we keep doing things the same old way we always have instead of getting down to the business of learning and growing up.

And let’s be real - no page on FB represents “reality.” Every page is crafted, sanding off all the blemishes and warts and presenting the best possible “you” there is.

That’s just a sampling and by no means among the more vitriolic expressions of support for Jill - and, to be fair, there were opposing perspectives posted as well but moat of those were equally sympathetic. The true outrage seems to be how CaseCamp became a focus for using social media as a marketing tool - and how any use of creative expression within Facebook or other social media outlets should be subjugated to the needs of business in reaching people.

Excuse me whilst I blow the bad smell of marketing from out of my nose.

There - that’s better.

What a bunch of fucktards to think that Facebook or MySpace or any other site is the exlcusive domain of marketing. But, of course, that’s just my opinion.

Check out Eden Spodek’s One Degree post for more angles on it all - the initial post is a tad self-serving, the comments are more interesting.

CaseCamp has obviously stumbled big time by showing just how behind the times and limited in their imagination they are in their attempts to partner marketing money with creative minds. They are as dull little children in the corner of the schoolyard whom no one wants to play with anymore because they just smell too awful.

On her Running With My Eyes Closed blog, Jill wrote:

I never wrote anything for television that raised this kind of passion.

On Blue Murder, Cal Coons and I wrote a two-parter about a string of abortion doctor murders. that came down hard on the pro-lifers. Blue had an audience in the million range back then and the thing still airs. Nary a hate mail.

When I was on Metropia, which admittedly had a far smaller audience, we used 50 euphemisms for cunnilingus. Even the broadcaster didn’t blink.

But put a character on Facebook and send out an offer of friendship to people?! That created a furor.

To be fair, it wasn’t just any people Ali and Simon friended. They friended the entire writing community and a lot more strangers without consequence. It was when they friended new-media-marketing-guru-types that the controversy started.

One of the most offended, Eden Spodek, states her case in this post on one of her blogs, One Degree.

I know lots of people are afraid of making friends on the web. But the internet through the world wide community of writers connected, communicated and become more cohesive, especially during the WGA strike. It is an atmosphere of creative support. Through this blog I have built friendships with some fantastic writers around the world. Their generousity amazes me.

The social networking gurus and evangelists? Not so much.

Worth considering if you’re thinking of creating for the digital space.

Well said.

For me the best thing to come out of this whole clusterfuck is the number of people who used the word: Fucktard. Good for you, Denis McGrath!

I could go on forever abut this but, frankly, I have more creative things to attend to - like telling stories. Let me just fill up a bit more space with one of the comments I posted out there in the tubes:

“Social Media” includes every possible way human beings interact. We are not mere pawns - consumers - dully waiting to be told or sold what to do and buy. We converse. We share. We share our ideas, our views, our songs, our poetry and our art. We engage with others in gossip, political discourse and shameless marketing punditry.

Social media is where we gather to tell each other the stories of our selves. We have done this for millennia - around the fire, in the marketplace, in the school yard, around the water cooler, or whilst lying on a hill together beneath the stars.

We tell the stories of ourselves. We tell the stories of each other. We create ourselves and we create new worlds. We tell stories.

Creating characters and scenarios in social media is not a crime - it is not an aberration - it is not deceitful. To lie to gain power or money - to lie to deceive, manipulate and abuse - these are acts of deceit which must not be tolerated. To create, to craft, to entertain, to enlighten, illuminate and engage - these are not lies - these are stories - they are songs and dances crafted with words and images, sights and sounds, characters which generate empathy and bring out the best of ourselves. That this happens in a social forum, instead of in the lonely dark of a room with a TV screen, should be deemed a good thing and encouraged.

To “rat out” someone who makes this effort - as if they were committing some crime - is pathetic and small minded. Because someone creates something that is “not real” doesn’t mean it has no value or no purpose. That fiction can draw together people in their real lives is something to be valued far more than the so-called “reality” of plain talk, sales and marketing.

Interactive screenwriting - social media theatre - should be encouraged. Toss a few coins at the busker, if you will, or walk past and ignore them whilst hearing their songs. But don’t push them off the streets and claim the path as yours alone.

Shame on anyone who tries to silence the telling of our stories. No doubt you shall find yourselves as cretinous characters in a tale yet to come - and deservedly so.


The Pillow Book

I had a dear friend who once told me: We are the stories we tell of ourselves and each other. Her words meant a lot to me then - as they do now.

Keep writing yourselves.

The future will be better tomorrow.

Cheers.

Disclosure: I’ve known Jill for years and have had the pleasure of working with her on Canadian Sesame Street and through her continuing involvement in the Writer’s Guild of Canada. I think she’s very smart.

Albert Hoffman + Rocket Launchers

I didn’t blog the other day to mark the passing of Albert Hoffman, the inventor/discoverer of LSD - although I did mark “Bicycle Day” (April 19) in my own way.

It would be remiss of me not to post something about Hoffman and his contribution to our world - there is so much to be said but, frankly, I’m still coming down from the last trip. So, instead, I’ll just post this snippet of a documentary made about U.K. military tests with LSD.

I’m particularly fond of the line: ” - and the efficiency of the rocket launching team was also very impaired”. Holy crap.

Cheers.